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today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

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Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

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when my mum scolds me


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BeFiT GO | Beach Body- 40 Minute Fat-Burning HIIT Workout…VIDEO

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when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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