hitting me with a star during Mario kart isn’t going to make your parents love you
1950’s Red Cocktail Dresses
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
While these houses are beautiful, I would take up the chance to live in exactly zero of them.
oh good lord, the last one.
oh my god
gay since day one
…just now got it