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I don’t know about being the sexiest man in the world. I am barely the sexiest man in my flat and I’m the only guy living there. It makes me laugh because I see all the faults - I have spent 35 years of my life with myself. But I am very flattered. I don’t know how else to take it but to be flattered and giggle.

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—	Benedict Cumberbatch [X] (via cumberqueen) I JUST DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND BENEDICT. Let me show you. (via thoroughlysherlocked) BENEDICT I JUST CAN’T EVEN WITH YOU. (via tinker-timelord-detective-doctor) CRYING (via its-an-ear-hat-john)

how do u punch someone in the face without offending them

Why I use social networks »

lulz-time:

is for asking people what’s for homework

is there for stalking celebrities

is for listening to music

and tumblr is my life .

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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Laughter. Horrified laughter.

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Room mate: One day I'm going to come home
Room mate: And you will just be a collection of pixels sitting on the couch
Room mate: And you will turn to me and say
Room mate: "I have evolved into a tumblr"
Me: 
Me: 
Me: 
Me: 
Me: yes.